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shattered_fics) wrote2008-02-25 12:28 pm
shattered_fics) wrote2008-02-25 12:28 pm
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I was going to wait until Friday to post this, but I'm SO proud of it I wanted to put this up now.
Assignment: In 10 minutes, write a list of things you hate
In 10 minutes, write a list of things you love
Now take 15 minutes and write about a situation in which both of this elements came together. This situation may be real or imagined.
Love: Dr. Who, Torchwood, Ianto Jones, Colt Cabana, Britian, Scotland, Wales, Acting, Reading, Writing, Titanic, Shakespeare, friends, family, good wrestling, British Accents, Welsh Accents, Football, Baseball, New England, Rainy Days, Winter, Spring, Robert Pattinson, movies, books, Sci-Fi, music.
Hate: loud people, chewing gum with mouth open, flying, annoying people, heat, slow drivers, liars, Kurt Angle, stupid wrestling, busy work, being yelled at, working, cleaning
The team scrambled around the building trying to find a way in that wasn't crowded by people. Their scans had onloy just said something alien was near their base. Something on him had blocked him long enough so they had to scramble to think of an idea to capture him. He belonged in their vaults, if he wasn't a visitor to the country he would've been in there already. Ianto and Jack moved away from the team as they blended in with the crowd. They had to find a way backstage, they had to aprehend him as soon as they could. He was a danger to all.
Ianto walked up quickly to one of the security guards and stunned him, catching him before he fell to the ground. Jack rushed past him and into the back ready to stun anyone that came across his path. He didn't care if it ruined the show that was going on. He needed to capture the freek as soon as possible. They followed his signal all the way down to the end of the hall. The name on the door read Kurt Angle. Jack and Ianto stood on either side of the door. Nodding to each other Jack kicked down the door. Kurt was sitting in a robe staring at the duo in front of him.
"Who are you?" Kurt said stupidly when he was
surrounded by the five team members.
"Don't move!" Ianto yelled, his Welsh accent a stark contrast to Kurt's American accent. "You're comming
with us!"
"Now why would I do that?" Kurt almost laughed.
"Because you're an alien!" Jack said holding the gun directly at Kurt ready to shoot if needed.
"I don't think so," Kurt said grinning.
Quickly he punched Jack knocking him into the wall. He lunged for Ianto knocking his stun gun out of his hand, pushing him to the ground he grabbed Iantos foot and twisted it. Ianto felt a little twinge in his ankle but nothing that terrible. He rolled his eyes, of course his wreslting would be fake. He scrambled toward the guns, reaching he grabbed Jack's gun. Turning around quickly he fired one shot into Kurt's shoulder. Knocking him into the wall. Ianto picked himself up, brushing off his suit pants he picked up his stun gun. Slowly he walked over to Kurt Angle pointing the gun at his forehead.
"By the way," Ianto stunned him "You suck."
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This is actually a reply that I got from one of my classmates, it made me smile I know we're not supposed to be using anything other than proper English in these messages, but still . . . ROTFLMAO! (Please know that if I wasn't using a laptop, it would be true.) That was so great! Yeah, you nailed the funny.
Assignment: In 10 minutes, write a list of things you hate
In 10 minutes, write a list of things you love
Now take 15 minutes and write about a situation in which both of this elements came together. This situation may be real or imagined.
Love: Dr. Who, Torchwood, Ianto Jones, Colt Cabana, Britian, Scotland, Wales, Acting, Reading, Writing, Titanic, Shakespeare, friends, family, good wrestling, British Accents, Welsh Accents, Football, Baseball, New England, Rainy Days, Winter, Spring, Robert Pattinson, movies, books, Sci-Fi, music.
Hate: loud people, chewing gum with mouth open, flying, annoying people, heat, slow drivers, liars, Kurt Angle, stupid wrestling, busy work, being yelled at, working, cleaning
The team scrambled around the building trying to find a way in that wasn't crowded by people. Their scans had onloy just said something alien was near their base. Something on him had blocked him long enough so they had to scramble to think of an idea to capture him. He belonged in their vaults, if he wasn't a visitor to the country he would've been in there already. Ianto and Jack moved away from the team as they blended in with the crowd. They had to find a way backstage, they had to aprehend him as soon as they could. He was a danger to all.
Ianto walked up quickly to one of the security guards and stunned him, catching him before he fell to the ground. Jack rushed past him and into the back ready to stun anyone that came across his path. He didn't care if it ruined the show that was going on. He needed to capture the freek as soon as possible. They followed his signal all the way down to the end of the hall. The name on the door read Kurt Angle. Jack and Ianto stood on either side of the door. Nodding to each other Jack kicked down the door. Kurt was sitting in a robe staring at the duo in front of him.
"Who are you?" Kurt said stupidly when he was
surrounded by the five team members.
"Don't move!" Ianto yelled, his Welsh accent a stark contrast to Kurt's American accent. "You're comming
with us!"
"Now why would I do that?" Kurt almost laughed.
"Because you're an alien!" Jack said holding the gun directly at Kurt ready to shoot if needed.
"I don't think so," Kurt said grinning.
Quickly he punched Jack knocking him into the wall. He lunged for Ianto knocking his stun gun out of his hand, pushing him to the ground he grabbed Iantos foot and twisted it. Ianto felt a little twinge in his ankle but nothing that terrible. He rolled his eyes, of course his wreslting would be fake. He scrambled toward the guns, reaching he grabbed Jack's gun. Turning around quickly he fired one shot into Kurt's shoulder. Knocking him into the wall. Ianto picked himself up, brushing off his suit pants he picked up his stun gun. Slowly he walked over to Kurt Angle pointing the gun at his forehead.
"By the way," Ianto stunned him "You suck."
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This is actually a reply that I got from one of my classmates, it made me smile I know we're not supposed to be using anything other than proper English in these messages, but still . . . ROTFLMAO! (Please know that if I wasn't using a laptop, it would be true.) That was so great! Yeah, you nailed the funny.